• @Pregnenolone
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    13410 months ago

    They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

    • @webadict
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      1410 months ago

      They didn’t, otherwise there’d be one less, they’d be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn’t be from an amazon listing.

      • @mack7400
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        2010 months ago

        They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          810 months ago

          I was certainly looking forward to all the “shitty” puns that this post would encourage. Will make good restroom reading. :)

  • manmikey
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    4610 months ago

    There’s 7 spaces in the baking tray, there’s 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

  • Teon
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    1910 months ago

    What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

    /s

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    What is the purpose of that thing on the right? To cook corn? Why does it have grooves?

    • @affiliate
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      3110 months ago

      it’s for cooking turd brownies

    • @IzzyScissor
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      10 months ago

      Cornbread.

      ETA: I own this pan. It is made by Wagner Ware, and you can find these on eBay labelled as ‘cornbread pans’ for like… 20 bucks.

    • Franzia
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      Yes it gives corn blackness from searing or something. Comment that replied to me is right, its for corn bread.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        510 months ago

        No, I don’t think so (it’s not like the kernels would fit into the ones in the pan). I believe it’s to make corn bread.

  • @ieightpi
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    1610 months ago

    I’m still unconvinced that it isn’t shit

  • volvoxvsmarla
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    1510 months ago

    I’ve had a similar problem for a while.

    Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line “bake phallic cake” in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

    Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      710 months ago

      Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.

  • @Sho
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    1310 months ago

    I’m amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!

  • @[email protected]
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    1310 months ago

    Results that ‘good’ just can’t be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn’t ever get them this ‘good’ again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn’t look like something this sus

  • @Bearlydave
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    610 months ago

    It’s a bit nutty… Goes well with this"coffee"