I feel like I would be a Prof in the Pokémon universe. Just interested in studying, experiments, generally dilletante shit and fieldwork.
No desire for fame or publishing if I can get around it or get someone else to take credit for it as long as I get a little scratch
Edit: try and keep things nice at 69%, lol
There’s no animals in Pokemon but you always see them eating meat in the cartoon. I would go on a quest to eat all the Pokemon. At least the original 151.
Gotta eat 'em all.
I’m racking my brain trying to figure out what I would be, but this is probably it. Food is probably the biggest part of my personality.
You’d be, like, one of those sailors feasting on harty fare in Olivine or whatevr came before it
[Not the actual guy, too obscure lol]
There are actually non-pokemon animals in Pokemon, both the games and in the anime.See this Bulbapedia article. Although Takeshi Shudō has claimed that animals have gone extinct by the time the anime takes place. Also it seems humans do eat some Pokemon.
Thank you so much for this! I love the granularity of people’s knowledge here and this was a super provocative notion for me that I failed to interrogate further absent your piping up :)
Thanks again
It does have a weird relationship with Magicarps, altho I appreciate they obfuscate this fact for the time. Same with Milkow
I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!
This was going to be my answer. I wear shorts all the time!
So Trainer, right?
As an aside, totally, shorts are for everyone, not just for the Youth trainers. I find pants make me overheat, same with socks ☀️
I’d be one of those forgettable NPCs who has one or two Pokemon who help me with chores and then we hang out in our small house. Squirtle would be my helpful, friendly bro. But I’d also like one of the dog ones to pet and snuggle with. Maybe Growlithe. Water and fire moves would be super handy in everyday life. They’d be occasional Flintstone appliances, but mostly something between pets and children. I would love them so much.
And then you assholes would walk into my house uninvited and be annoyed that I wasted your time by not giving you anything. Like bitch, you’re lucky you didn’t catch a Flamethrower from my boy Growlithe over here for breaking and entering. Don’t look in my trash can, you nosey fuck. Damn Pokemon gym brings riffraff into this town. The shit I put up with for free healthcare…
I am a filthy casual player, so I suppose I’d be a clueless tourist collecting endangered Pokemon who should be left alone, and stumbling into dangerous situations.
Still mad that they made the 3 team leaders so dorky looking in the last update of their clothing but Team Rocket so suave and cool in their outfits.
They got the important part right, otherwise how do I evn take them cereal?
I’m the mom/dad.
I’m so proud of my kid!
(I have no clue what they’re doing, I just know at age 10, every child has to leave home).Pull their weight ;)
K, I love this answer! Like my fave, not only does this sound exactly like Ash’s mom (who I adore), but its so pure and wholesome. You actually are a parent right? Doesnt matter honestly but I just love this so much
I like the EarthBound parentz
Probably some other NPC that does some highly specific thing. Like the name rater, or whatever.
Not important in the grand scheme of things, but people all over the world come for that one weird task I can do, and that’s enough for me.
Might you say
everybody NEEDS this 1 SPECIFIC NPC
;) ?
Also 2me4irl
Gym Leader towards the middle of the game with a really annoying gimmick
Grr, that was my very close second, but I would hate to have to constantly “defend” my title and be open to getting fired or superseded bureaucratically.
Definitely gotta have the hubristic Jessie laugh (“hahaha” one word) before battle to be damn cocky
Edit: who are you referencing btw? There’s so many of 'em
I’ve actually played very little Pokemon, and was just gesturing vaguely at something that presumably exists 😅
Ok what did you actually play tho, like which game? That doesn’t come from nowhere lol
The first one, partially, and then Shield.
Mega poser.
Like Blue/Red?
Also, there will be no gatekeepers allowed here, I shall protect+reflect+mirror shield+WonderGuard you 🤣
Edit: + MeanLook and PerishSong + (switch Pokémon) the haterz
You have to do the Jessie laugh with three syllables too whilst doing it. Like “HawhawHaw!”, super freaking arrogant too
I’m a pokemon breeder. You never get to fight me because I’m always telling you whether there’s an egg or not, but if you got to see my perfect IV, perfect EV, perfect nature team, every single one is shiny.
And a side effect of all that needless effort is that I’m frickin loaded.
My appearance is the Alolan girls’ (braids, cowboy hat, overalls).
Need a better, less kinky name for me though.
I dub thee:
PokéMadame
10/10 name! Are you a Name Rater?
I wanna be Youngster Ben, so I can talk about how comfy shorts are.
Is this a
meme/thing?Edit: I’d be wayyy further ahead if I had listened and this also just resolved a small family dilemma lol for me
Nah just Youngster Ben is the most iconic character in the series imo. Plus he’s got a sick outfit in battle.
Vaguely remember
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I’m one of those girls that are obsessed with ghost types.
I don’t particularly care for ghost pokemon, but it’s important to have goals
Why do you think you tend towards that type particularly?
Mine were psychic but I always loved ghost (particularly Gengar -> fucking bad ass) and Dragon(ite). I do really feel a strong affinity to Fairy (no jokes please) because they seem to resonate with me as joy and antifragillity embodied.
It low-key viscerally hurts me every time a Fairy-type Pokémon gets poisoned/burnt/paralyzed/KO’d. I feel like they represent ourselves as we were and could return to being in the face of the fact we’re all poisoned and hurt by the world in various twisted ways.
Nonetheless, I genuinely believe that the goodness inherent to our essence is conserved and made latent rather than corrupted per se.
If I ended up in the Pokemon universe, I’d be fighting for Pokemon rights. Clearly, these creatures are fully sentient. They fluently understand human language, and even one (Meowth) can speak. We have no right to capture and force them to fight. Also, I would fight to help teach them human languages or unlock the secrets to their “language”, so we may better communicate.
We don’t “force” them to do it. This is repeatedly established to be something they enjoy doing. BW even has this as a plot point: N, a young man who is somehow able to understand Pokémon, is initially of the same point of view as you. To his astonishment, most Pokémon outright refuse to abandon their trainers. At first he chalks this up to some form of brainwashing, but over the course of the game he comes to realize that their desires to train and become stronger are in fact genuine. He ultimately decides it isn’t right for him to decide what they want for them, and spends the sequel targeting abusive trainers exclusively as opposed to tearing down the institution of Pokémon training in it’s entirety. >!There’s also some stuff about a bigger big bad grooming him to be the face of Team Plasma while he controls the group from the shadows, complete with strongly implied child abuse. Oh, and the reason the bigger bad wants to “liberate” Pokémon to begin with is so that no trainer can oppose his own team when he goes for world domination. You know, typical RPG stuff!<
I want to be on Team Rocket.
Like Jessy and James never achieved anything but were never let go from their job and continue to recieve what seems like endless funding.
The endless funding part is sick. RocketCo is literally AcmeCorp or whatever and they are Wile E Coyote/Natasha and Boris
I really identify with them in terms of being and feeling like they are marginalized or operate on the margins of society for good and bad reasons to the extent you can’t (and I don’t want to personally) totally judge.
Economically and socially speaking, there should be but often isn’t space for everyone to exist and simply be ok and its a very scary world that is available instead. There but for the grace go I 😢
Edit: I cried during WAYYY too many maudlin Team Rocket origin story cutaways
I’d be some bloke telling everyone the same boring bullshit about some glass bottle or other, hanging about in a pokemon center dong absolutely fucking nothing. Seems to be a viable career option in the Pokemon universe given how many ppl pursue this line of work.
Are there actually bottles in Pokémon, I literally can’t remember or if everything is just á la carte/one time use…
Edit: I love the PokéCenters and Store folks in Pokémom and Earthbound
When I was a younger I made up a dark type gym leader OC who’s thing is he acts like an edgelord when he’s on the clock but is otherwise pretty chill when he punches out. I always thought it was a pretty funny concept that I’d love to see in a game. So that’s me.
Were you ok otherwise, I’m curious about the whole edge-lord schtick as a lifestyle even while recognizing that we all get fed-up sometimes and spout some bullshit lol. Nobody is innocent or at least I know I sure as hell am not but I hopefully get downvoted if I have no articulable basis and its just as well
Yeah, I was fine. Mostly. Probably. I just thought it would be a funny concept to have a character like that who’s dark and brooding exclusively when he’s on the job, and is friendly to just about everyone the rest of the time.
I would be a Snorlax.
…does that count as a valid answer?
Hey?! That is…valid aha. Rest eazy
