• @Sanctus
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    7811 months ago

    Oh, Thought Police? From the party of small government? Somebody call a paleontologist because this horse has been dead so long its a fucken fossil.

    • @dhork
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      2411 months ago

      They want government to be so small it can be implanted in a uterus

    • @Wrench
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      711 months ago

      They want small government in the same sense that small southern towns “self policed” and would lynch and run out “undesirables”. You know, like local sherrifs that would also put on white hoods.

  • Hairyblue
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    6511 months ago

    Republicans want the LGBTQ community back in the closet and for us all to shut up.

    Hope everyone votes these Republicans out before they make America Great Again.

    • @[email protected]
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      911 months ago

      Which is funny because this has amplified the issue and now lots of us CisHets are using inclusive language in support of our nonCis-nonHet homies.

    • @[email protected]
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      511 months ago

      Back in the closet is just a compromise they’ll tolerate. They want LGBTQ people to not exist at all, and many are willing to kill to make that happen.

    • FuglyDuck
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      311 months ago

      ‘Course they do.

      They’re getting lonely by themselves.

  • @ChonkyOwlbear
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    4811 months ago

    So they are charging the person with making a false police report, right?

  • @[email protected]
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    3511 months ago

    Nothing says Small Government like sending Police into a CHILD’S SCHOOL to search for a Book!

  • gregorum
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    An ACLU attorney likened the search to being “the sort of thing you hear about in communist China and Russia.”

    with all of the Mike Godwin in the news lately, this was a real missed opportunity for a Nazi Germany/Hitler comparison, especially since Godwin, himself, has recently given his approval of the comparisons.

  • @SinningStromgald
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    2911 months ago

    Yeah, that is really disturbing. What was the cop going to do if he found it? Arrest the kid?

  • Bakkoda
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    2611 months ago

    Just tell them the books are armed. They will never enter the school

  • Nivekk
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    1811 months ago

    So they’re obligated to check, hmm… so if someone were to, say, call them 10000 times about 10000 different locations…

    • bean
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      1411 months ago

      Establishing Satanic clubs in schools seems to be a good way to bring positive change while quietly protesting.

    • FuglyDuck
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      411 months ago

      Make sure to use VOIP and spoof your number to Mom’s For Liberty or something.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      311 months ago

      They are obliged to check… What now? Someone having a book they don’t like? Saudi Arabia is looking more progressive every day in comparison

  • stinerman [Ohio]
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    211 months ago

    This is extremely not a thing that police should be dealing with. If someone really has “porn” at school it can be dealt with at school. Plus it’s not illegal for minors to possess porn. There are so many things wrong with this.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      211 months ago

      Also, it isn’t porn. It simply isn’t. It has sexual situations, but so do lots of other books that aren’t porn.