• @Mr_Dr_Oink
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    10411 months ago

    Ah yes! Three of my favourite reptiles:

    Spiders, Centipedes, and Scorpions.

      • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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        211 months ago

        MGMT have a good song called 'time to pretend" so i guess that helps the sign make more sense.

  • @papalonian
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    4611 months ago

    Anywhere that casually lists spiders and centipedes along with reptiles is not somewhere that I wanna be.

  • @[email protected]
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    3711 months ago

    “Scorpions are my favorite reptile”

    (Sarcasm aside, what’s so worrying about lizards? Only a couple types are venomous, only a few more are big enough to seriously hurt you (and most of those live in tropical forest sort of places), and anything smaller is probably just going to run away and hide it you get close to it. Lizards are pretty non-threatening.)

    • @numberfour002
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      611 months ago

      I don’t know how common it is, but in some very rural parts of Kentucky and Tennessee in the USA, people frequently referred to scorpions as lizards. Also, regular lizards were called lizards. And newts were called lizards.

      It was very confusing to me when I was a young kid. Still is confusing to me if I’m being honest.

        • @numberfour002
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          311 months ago

          They’re called lizards. Didn’t you read my comment?

          But all kidding aside, yes, there are scorpions in Kentucky. They aren’t large or aggressive and from what I was told their stings don’t really hurt very much. Mostly I would see them hiding under rocks and in crevices during the day.

    • @RegalPotoo
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      The majority of spider-related injuries are self-inflicted by people panicking and hurting themselves.

      In most lizard-related fatalities, the lizard is the one who is killed

  • @blahsay
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    1911 months ago

    2/5 isn’t great. Also why would anyone have to watch out for lizards? I’m doubtful Godzilla is just over the hill

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      1511 months ago

      Some lizards such as Gila monsters and Komodo dragons you really don’t want to mess with…

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      You say that but Godzilla is one sneaky bastard. In fact, there’s a significant possibility that Godzilla is the hill.

  • @MyDearWatson616
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    1711 months ago

    One time my pet tortoise bit my big toe thinking it was food and he took an entire chunk out of my flesh. Reptiles are not to be underestimated.

    • M137
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      511 months ago

      I still have a scar from my childhood when my pet turtle bit the webbing between my right thumb and index finger. The turtle had a blade of grass stuck in the area next to its neck that’s kinda like a dimple and it couldn’t get it out, so I stupidly put my finger there to try to get it out. Their beaks are like nail clippers.

  • @captainlezbian
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    1511 months ago

    I know reptile is a bullshit classification that includes things more closely related to birds than each other, but also it definitely doesn’t include arthropods.

  • @kholby
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    1111 months ago

    That sign has a reptile dysfunction.

    • @Faildini
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      211 months ago

      This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

  • Mr Fish
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    811 months ago

    Let me guess, aussie?

  • The Menemen!
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    411 months ago

    The spiders might want to stay in the car as well.