Striker
23 year old Irish non binary satanist
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StrikerMto Lemmy Shitpost•There are lots of different ways to make cum and they all taste pretty bad42·8 months agoPlease add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you
Knowing anime they’ll probably find some moronic way to sexualise it.
Strikerto World News•4 hottest days ever observed raise fears of a planet nearing ‘tipping points’English5·9 months agoThose rich people have names and addresses. And they can be made examples of.
Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands
Despite getting three reports I won’t take action against Ulph. They don’t seem to be a troll. I don’t believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons
StrikerMto Lemmy Shitpost•Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?832·9 months agoJodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?
That’s it. You let the meme fester in your mind. Slowly, the more you think about it the funnier it gets. Coincidentally you’ll also have a much more difficult time preforming, communicating with others and reading. You will think about it more and it’ll get funnier. You will notice a punk slime dripping out of your ears and nose accompanied by a rotting smell emanating from your skull along with flies buzzing around your head. It will be at this point when you’ll truly understand and appreciate memes like this.
StrikerOPMto Lemmy Shitpost•Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.824·10 months agoNot anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.
StrikerOPMto Lemmy Shitpost•Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.710·10 months agoIs that why this post had 40 down votes?
StrikerOPMto Lemmy Shitpost•Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.2813·10 months agoThe way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking
To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out
Wtf. Why didn’t you mention the cringe lord emperor striker?!
Edit: using my mod powers to get attention.
Sir. Let me get this straight. You’re sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?
Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?
StrikerOPMto Lemmy Shitpost•It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem14·10 months agoThat’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
StrikerOPMto Lemmy Shitpost•It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem6·10 months agoYou can only pick one.
Your uncle sound like a well cultured man
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