• @folekaule
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    2774 months ago

    Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

    • @Wogi
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      504 months ago

      Pack it in guys this is the comment.

    • StrikerOPM
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      That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

  • Liz
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    624 months ago

    A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

    • volvoxvsmarla
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      414 months ago

      It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy

    • @davidagain
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      74 months ago

      I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.

      • Liz
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        124 months ago

        Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.

        • @davidagain
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          24 months ago

          I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.

          • Liz
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            64 months ago

            Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.

            • @davidagain
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              14 months ago

              You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.

              • Liz
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                34 months ago

                Well then clearly you’re not used to the idea yet.

                • @davidagain
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                  24 months ago

                  I mean, pehaps you’re right, yes, but surely it’s still interesting.

          • @Nikki
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            54 months ago

            girl cock is girl cock

            • @davidagain
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              Well I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, but I’m sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.

              • @Nikki
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                24 months ago

                well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue

                • @davidagain
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                  14 months ago

                  Good, good, yes, but I stand by finding it interesting.

    • @wolfpack86
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      14 months ago

      But in the morning? He’s making waffles.

    • @Akasazh
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      14 months ago

      Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte

  • Norgur
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    That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

    • Farid
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      But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
      Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.

    • StrikerOPM
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      544 months ago

      But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

      • @tourist
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        134 months ago

        sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

        rascals

        • @[email protected]
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          How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.

        • Norgur
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          04 months ago

          Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey

          • @[email protected]
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            14 months ago

            horse maybe, but donkey? they’re very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn’t make sense.

            • Norgur
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              14 months ago

              Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They’ve got donkey salami traditions.

  • @[email protected]
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    484 months ago

    Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

    • @davidagain
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      64 months ago

      The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

      • wreel
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        314 months ago

        Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.

        • @davidagain
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          54 months ago

          A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do?

            • @davidagain
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              14 months ago

              My friend wants to know if it’s important to you that she’s female?

                • @davidagain
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                  My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he’d be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he’d be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm…

              • @[email protected]
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                Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant

        • @davidagain
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          14 months ago

          Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn’t spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.

  • @[email protected]
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    Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I’m not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.

      • @[email protected]
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        224 months ago

        You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.

        • @davidagain
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          54 months ago

          Hypo or hyper? Because personally, I’m not getting hyperthyroidism from that photo and I don’t know what hypothyroidism looks like.

          • @[email protected]
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            114 months ago

            I didn’t mean I smelt it in this image, just in general I can smell it. A bit off topic but I noticed you’re a little low on Vitamin K, is it a dietary concern or have you recently used a blood thinner?

  • @Fedizen
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    364 months ago

    Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

  • MeatPilot
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    334 months ago

    The Shrek paradox

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      14 months ago

      That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…

    • @Emerald
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      124 months ago

      I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.

      • @[email protected]
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        I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho

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    194 months ago

    I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(

    • @Burninator05
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      I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.