Sorry about that ridiculous watermark.

  • stinerman [Ohio]
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    116 months ago

    The thing about transporters is that if we had them right now, people would use them for everything. Transport me to the toilet. Transport the TV remote into my hand. Transport a fork into my hand. People would never get out of bed.

    • @[email protected]
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      136 months ago

      Transport the waste out of my bladder right into the matter recycler.

      Transport the nutrient and vitamin mix into my stomach.

      Transport the fat from my body.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        46 months ago

        Transport the nutrient and vitamin mix into my stomach.

        I’m kinda with you, but pizza. Gyros. Tacos. Street food. I really don’t see people giving up deliciousness for convenience. For necessity? Yes. Not for convenience.

        • @brygphilomena
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          86 months ago

          Can we transport the excess calories worth out of my stomach? Eat too much? Transporter assisted bulimia.

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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            46 months ago

            I would like to be a food critic and just transport the food out of my stomach so I can spend all day eating. 8 gajillion calories a day

      • @[email protected]
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        6 months ago

        You jest, but the only reason I would step into one of those infernal machines is if they can specifically target things like poop, or cancer, or MRSA