• KISSmyOSFedditdeleted by creator
    22·
    2 years ago

    I can make my left elbow sound like biting down on dry cornflakes, just by doing a push-up.

    • Shou
      20·
      2 years ago

      That doesn’t sound healthy

      • theherk
        21·
        2 years ago

        They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.

        • stoicmaverick
          2·
          2 years ago

          They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.

          • espentan
            3·
            2 years ago

            Those sons of bitches… my childhood could’ve been very… different.

            • Nutteman
              3·
              2 years ago

              I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It’s so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao

          • hakunawazo
            2·
            2 years ago

            And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

            • stoicmaverick
              3·
              2 years ago

              Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.

      • KISSmyOSFedditdeleted by creator
        6·
        2 years ago

        I had a complex fracture in the elbow twice, 34 and 30 years ago. There’s no pain, no loss of function, and it didn’t get worse in all that time.
        Nothing I can really do but hope it will stay like that for the next 30.

        • Shou
          2·
          2 years ago

          Damn. I hope so too then. I guess there are loose pieces still in there?