• SGG
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    198 months ago

    I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      cake
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      88 months ago

      That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

      • SGG
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        78 months ago

        It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!

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          cake
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          48 months ago

          May your victories be many FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

          • SGG
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            48 months ago

            I have had many, many victories, often numerous victories in a single day while younger.

            Now my victories, while still glorious, often occur days apart.

            But I will battle on FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!