• @Zachariah
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    546 months ago

    I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • @Iheartcheese
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      206 months ago

      I’m currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.

  • ekZepp
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    6 months ago

    Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

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  • @Atlas_
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    336 months ago

    I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • Flying SquidM
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      146 months ago

      That sucks, I’m sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

      • The Giant KoreanOP
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        56 months ago

        I hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • @foofiepie
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    296 months ago

    I finished a gin and tonic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • BubbleMonkey
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    I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • Flying SquidM
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      Turtle’s gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

      • BubbleMonkey
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        Yeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

        • Flying SquidM
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          96 months ago

          I am sorry for your loss FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

          • BubbleMonkey
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            86 months ago

            Thank you. I lost nearly all of my established animals, mostly unexpected (three cats and the turtle), last year jul-nov and it was real tough, so… genuinely thank you.

            I will, however, maintain the sctick FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

  • @greedytacothief
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    206 months ago

    Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!

  • SGG
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    186 months ago

    I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • @davidagain
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      76 months ago

      That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

      • SGG
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        66 months ago

        It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!

        • @davidagain
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          36 months ago

          May your victories be many FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

          • SGG
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            36 months ago

            I have had many, many victories, often numerous victories in a single day while younger.

            Now my victories, while still glorious, often occur days apart.

            But I will battle on FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

            • @davidagain
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              26 months ago

              I salute you, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • @Vinny_93
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    176 months ago

    Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!

  • @taiyang
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    166 months ago

    I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • Flying SquidM
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      96 months ago

      Just don’t leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

      • @taiyang
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        46 months ago

        Child abandonment FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • Ving Thor
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    156 months ago

    I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!

    • @d00ery
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      96 months ago

      I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.

  • @someguy3
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    146 months ago

    Ate lunch, for the glory of the Empire!

    • @edgemaster72
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      76 months ago

      Literally what I was going to post for the glory of the Empire!

  • slingstone
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    136 months ago

    I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • slingstone
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      146 months ago

      This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!