• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    1543 months ago

    It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

    • KairosOP
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      3 months ago

      Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.

      And I did say craziest in the title.

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        103 months ago

        ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          03 months ago

          Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

          Spoiler alert, my dude.

    • @wunami
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      193 months ago

      Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

    • Plum
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      103 months ago

      Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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      73 months ago

      And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

    • Flying SquidM
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      03 months ago

      Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.