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  • Admiral Patrick
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    4 months ago

    No, seriously, don’t think about it. Thinking about it is what triggers a quantum cascade that forces you to experience the destruction of the original body as it’s torn apart atom by atom.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      424 months ago

      “Anyway, don’t stress yourself thinking about it. I’m serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction” - Cave Johnson.

          • @dohpaz42
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            104 months ago

            Because I’m a potato.

            Ah. That is my ex wife’s ringtone. She hasn’t yet asked why yet. 🥔

      • @samus12345
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        84 months ago

        It’s kinda like panic attacks that way.

    • @niktemadur
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      54 months ago

      You think about it
      Which means you observe it
      Which collapses the wave function

      Being tele-transported is like The Game, but when “you lose”, you get ripped apart at the subatomic level.