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  • Admiral Patrick
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    2 months ago

    No, seriously, don’t think about it. Thinking about it is what triggers a quantum cascade that forces you to experience the destruction of the original body as it’s torn apart atom by atom.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      422 months ago

      “Anyway, don’t stress yourself thinking about it. I’m serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction” - Cave Johnson.

          • @dohpaz42
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            102 months ago

            Because I’m a potato.

            Ah. That is my ex wife’s ringtone. She hasn’t yet asked why yet. 🥔

      • @samus12345
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        82 months ago

        It’s kinda like panic attacks that way.

    • @niktemadur
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      52 months ago

      You think about it
      Which means you observe it
      Which collapses the wave function

      Being tele-transported is like The Game, but when “you lose”, you get ripped apart at the subatomic level.

  • @mipadaitu
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    282 months ago

    Depends on the episode.

    Based on Second Chances, due to the fact that two Rikers are created, it shows that the “self” can be created or destroyed by the transporter.

    Based on Realm of Fear, you are conscious throughout the whole transport, and it shows that you maintain your existence.

    Different writers do different things and you are free to head canon it however you want.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      162 months ago

      While not an exact or consistent science, I’m ok with the existential quandry. I just hope that handsome devil on the other end of the transport lives their lives fully and tries to make better decisions.

      • @beebarfbadger
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        22 months ago

        “I’ve had a good 17 minutes or however long that away mission lasted. Might as well make way for the next iteration that’ll take over once I cease existing forever.”

    • Neato
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      12 months ago

      Based on Realm of Fear, you are conscious throughout the whole transport, and it shows that you maintain your existence.

      Is that the only episode where that is mentioned? Because there have been a lot of transporter accidents that copy, clone+alter, combine, etc, transporter victims.

  • @[email protected]
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    132 months ago

    With that technology you’d think you could just send a clone on away missions and share the experiences with the original

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      202 months ago

      That’s entering Doctor Who goo people territory.

  • Flying SquidM
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    122 months ago

    Scarfolk Council on behalf of Starfleet:

  • @Delta_V
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    2 months ago

    Borderlands did it:

    Hyperion suggests that you do not think about the fact that this is only a digital reconstruction of your original body, which died the first time you respawned. Do NOT think about this!

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      192 months ago

      Yep, that’s why it’s mentioned in the body notes.

    • @samus12345
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      92 months ago

      The fact that it’s word-for-word wasn’t a clue?

  • THCDenton
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    62 months ago

    For all I know I’m a boltzmann brain and this is my first and last thought I’ll ever have. Fuck it.

  • @[email protected]
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    52 months ago

    Well, at least the original me is at peace now… I just wish I didn’t inherit his bad back and receding hairline.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      52 months ago

      Tell me about it. Say what you will about eugenics, but if there’s an option to modify a few genetic markers while using the same memory engram during transport, who’s to say no?

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        62 months ago

        They use it to remove pathogens, might as well use it to cure disease too.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        Starfleet?

        Spoiler

        The borg would happily improve your genome and even throw in a subspace receptor for free.

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          42 months ago

          Let me contemplate that for a moment…

  • Snot Flickerman
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    If you know what a Sampo is know the metaphysical answer to this philosophical problem, write it down on a piece of paper, throw it away, and try not to think about it. You’ll be glad you did.