Remember the episode where Trip gets pregnant, and he gets all broody and he rides the man lift in engineering up to demonstrate that the things which are at perfect hand rail height, that you’d probably like to hold onto while riding a lift in a large vehicle that might move suddenly, shears right past a support in its hoist way so if you did actually hold it like a hand rail you’d cut your fingers off?
The questions Enterprise never answered for me: When they’re between planets and Porthos has to poop, does he just poop on the floor of the ship? Are there little puddles of Porthos pee that crewpeople slip on? Is there a crewman whose job is dog cleanup duty?
If you teleport often enough you never have to use the bathroom, it just reassembles you with an empty bladder and mostly empty bowels. It just really sucks to be the guy who has to scrub the pattern buffers
Further evidence:
Nevermind the lack of environmental suits.
Just rawdogging that new planet.
We did a scan. We only found a few dozen Ebola like viruses; I’m sure it’ll be fine!!
Ebola really only infects people who work with ebola patients, and is common in cultures where it’s tradition to kiss corpses of relatives.
So hey, don’t do those things, and Ebola is far less scary than most scary diseases.
Sorry 🤣🤣
Reading The Hot Zone— so have Ebola on my mind.
Remember the episode where Trip gets pregnant, and he gets all broody and he rides the man lift in engineering up to demonstrate that the things which are at perfect hand rail height, that you’d probably like to hold onto while riding a lift in a large vehicle that might move suddenly, shears right past a support in its hoist way so if you did actually hold it like a hand rail you’d cut your fingers off?
Starfleet be negligent.
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Some fuckin’ crewman was like “Why would anyone put their hands there?”
He has a name.
Crewman Dillard:
“Lefty” to his friends.
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OSHA didn’t survive WW3.
WW3 was fought against OSHA … and OSHA lost
They were the ones writing regulations in blood!
The questions Enterprise never answered for me: When they’re between planets and Porthos has to poop, does he just poop on the floor of the ship? Are there little puddles of Porthos pee that crewpeople slip on? Is there a crewman whose job is dog cleanup duty?
This conversation seemed all too familiar…
From a Risa post
That’s how you know this keeps Flying Squid up at night.
If he has to break the Temporal Prime Directive a dozen, a hundred times… by the Koala, he’ll get an answer!
If you teleport often enough you never have to use the bathroom, it just reassembles you with an empty bladder and mostly empty bowels. It just really sucks to be the guy who has to scrub the pattern buffers
That’s what the lower decks are for