So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • @[email protected]
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    152 months ago

    Why in god’s name would you choose to put it down a leg‽ That shit will give you the worst rug burn imagineable if you happen to take your pants off too fast or fall in a split or just sit down on your pants in a weird way where they pull against you if you try to shift in the wrong way.

        • @SidewaysHighways
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          202 months ago

          Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII

      • @[email protected]
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        162 months ago

        Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance.

        HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…

        • @Noodle07
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          62 months ago

          Let’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck

        • Lemminary
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          52 months ago

          HR is too kind… to let you have a job.

      • @SkyezOpen
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        62 months ago

        Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I’ve twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked… Ugh. Never again.

    • @Dasus
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      12 months ago

      Guess someone stole a part of your genitalia meant to protect a more sensitive part.

      Who would’ve guessed that mutilating children’s genitals can be harmful? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        Chaffing doesn’t suddenly stop being chaffing because your sausage comes with a casing.

        • @Dasus
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          2 months ago

          Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I’ve never had chaffing as an issue.

          Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don’t?

          The only time that’s been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I’ll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing.

          And if you don’t put your dick in your leg, where else would you?