• @[email protected]OPM
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    25 months ago

    Your shirts won’t fit well. And imagine recling against anything and your back balls hurt. Chairs are impossible!

    • @SkyezOpen
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      35 months ago

      Tight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.

      • @[email protected]OPM
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        25 months ago

        Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.

        Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again

        • @SkyezOpen
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          25 months ago

          Think I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier.

          Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.

        • Rhynoplaz
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          25 months ago

          Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.

          Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?

          The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.

          • @[email protected]OPM
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            15 months ago

            Each dick has an assigned sack. Maybe we could then have an extra sack to rule them all but that feels unnecessary