• @[email protected]
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    612 months ago

    Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911

          • ✺roguetrick✺
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            2 months ago

            Dear Sir/Madam,

            Fire!

            Fire!

            Help me!

            123 Carrendon Road.

            Looking forward to hearing from you.

            All the best,

            Maurice Moss

            • @fox2263
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              72 months ago

              “Did someone email about a fire??”

        • @misterundercoat
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          112 months ago

          One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

          • I'm back on my BS 🤪
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            22 months ago

            One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I’d give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.

      • Ignotum
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        212 months ago

        Don’t you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725…

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      • @mlg
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        102 months ago

        Probably better to write an email lol.

    • @shneancy
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      22 months ago

      or mute your phone and mime typing more than you are