• @xantoxis
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    2 months ago

    Hang on, this guy the AP seriously took a picture where there is no injury to his ear? What was all the blood then? This one needs independent corroboration.

    • @dexa_scantron
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      2 weeks is plenty of time for a shallow, skin-only graze to heal. And ear cuts can bleed a ton.

      • @dohpaz42
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        452 months ago

        Ears, scalp, cuticles… all places that bleed like crazy.

      • @TehWorld
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        332 months ago

        In addition, a competent plastic surgeon would likely make it look like it had never happened. I hope he goes to jail for the crimes he committed, but do people really expect him to wear an ear diaper the rest of his life?

        • @HeyJoe
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          Honestly, I thought he would milk it until the election somehow. We can’t be right all the time I guess!

          • @TehWorld
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            52 months ago

            Note that I believe he will milk it forever, but he’s also fairly vain.

        • @barsquid
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          12 months ago

          He wears orange facepaint every day, so yeah, I did.

      • @A_Very_Big_Fan
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        72 months ago

        I was thinking the same thing. But something tells me the people who’d be in charge of banning the photographer, if not Musk himself, wouldn’t know that.

      • @EndlessApollo
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        42 months ago

        There was supposedly a big chunk out of his ear. Now it’s just a skin-only graze that heals super fast? Very convenient

    • Jay
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      642 months ago

      When an octopus gets frightened it releases ink to confuse predators. Due to his love of hamburgers Donnie releases catsup.

      • Flying Squid
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        452 months ago

        Do not bring us cephalopods into this.

        • Jay
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          32 months ago

          Well they do say imitation is the best form of flattery.

    • @_bcron
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      Scalp and ear tissue heals really fast. I’ve had 5 ear surgeries, eardrum replaced with cartilage, titanium prosthesis, whole 9 yards, but 3 weeks is all it takes for the graft to ‘take’ and for me to be off lifting (and sneezing) restrictions

      • @monkeyslikebananas2
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        122 months ago

        Wait they replaced your ear drum with cartilage? Does it work? Can you hear?

        • @_bcron
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          Yeah, my hearing’s normal in the ‘problem ear’, as good as my non-affected ear, which is pretty fortunate, and there’s only a scar way way back behind the ear, where it meets the skull, so it’d be hard for anyone to even notice. I had some recurring cyst thing in my right ear, cholesteatoma, but to remove it they pretty much have to drill behind the ear, cut out the ear drum, remove all the hearing bones, and then remove the cyst from those 2 angles. Then they replace the bones with a titanium rod and replace the ear drum with a small amount of cartilage harvested from the ear. Sounds kinda barbaric, kinda is, but 3 weeks is all it takes to recover from all of that. Even the scar from the incision behind the ear is mostly healed after a couple weeks

          • @monkeyslikebananas2
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            102 months ago

            Wow sounds intense. Hope things are good and glad you can still hear.

            • @Opisek
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              For real! The procedure sounds crazier the longer I read, all the way until removing the tiny bones and replacing them. Hugely impressive that modern medicine allows for working with such delicate and small structures.

    • @teolan
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      I think he wasn’t hit by a bullet but by shrapnel from something else that was hit. It’ probably superficial.

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      It was probably caused when like eight huge guys shoved him to the ground.

      The guy’s nearly 80. Shit gets injured easily when you’re old.

      Real bullets were fired for sure, but I don’t think they actually came within a centimetre of preserving democracy. We’re not that unlucky.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        If you’d actually watched the videos you’d have seen blood on the way to the ground; something definitely hit his ear.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          Not to be conspiratorial but I watched that video back on super slow speed zoomed in and when he puts his hand up to his ear it comes back with no blood on it.

          Maybe I’m missing it. I have head injuries and they bleed a lot very quickly.

    • @pelerinli
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      22 months ago

      Could simply be his other ear and photograph is just mirrored. Like screens, you raise your left hand but to your reflection it’s its right hand.

      • @Opisek
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        His asymmetric haircut would give it away.

    • @[email protected]
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      The AP does indeed claim that this photo is from July 27, but I think that date is wrong. I can’t find this exact picture elsewhere but here’s an article with an almost identical picture of him climbing the same stairs, published in March.