Kamala Harris’ plan as a running mate was to brush past JD Vance as nothing but a rubber stamp for Donald Trump. But now that she’s the presumptive Democratic nominee, her campaign is seizing on the Ohio senator as a major liability, looking to her own vice presidential selection process and the contenders’ public auditions to drive home the point.
  • @RapidcreekOP
    29•2 months ago

    Vance is a bearded albatross.

    • @disguy_ovahea
      38•2 months ago

      Vance is what you get if you put a Creed tape in a Teddy Ruxpin.

      • @mostNONheinousEnglish
        9•2 months ago

        Don’t you soil the name of Theodore Ruxpin by associating him with the likes of either Creed or that couch fucker.

      • @TrickDacy
        8•2 months ago

        I truly almost spit my coffee everywhere. Holy shit that’s a good one.

    • @dhorkEnglish
      17•2 months ago

      More like a bearded clam, it might explain why Trump wanted to grab him.

    • @TOModera
      5•2 months ago

      Remember: Albatross are good luck as long as they are alive. Vance is a wet fart in an enclosed room.