What a coincidence! Vance also sees an opening, in the couch.
Vance is a bearded albatross.
Vance is what you get if you put a Creed tape in a Teddy Ruxpin.
Don’t you soil the name of Theodore Ruxpin by associating him with the likes of either Creed or that couch fucker.
I truly almost spit my coffee everywhere. Holy shit that’s a good one.
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More like a bearded clam, it might explain why Trump wanted to grab him.
Remember: Albatross are good luck as long as they are alive. Vance is a wet fart in an enclosed room.
I’m wondering if he’s just a troll to make Trump lose.
Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
How are people not more annoyed at this copypasta?
