ACWORTH, GA—In an effort to prepare for a “devastating” outcome, terrified conservative Clayton Hawkins told reporters Wednesday that he was planning to move to 1930s Austria if Donald Trump lost the presidential election. “I swear to god, if Kamala Harris wins in November, you can bet I’m getting a one-way ticket to…
  • DiplomjodlerEnglish
    63•2 months ago

    And in case your time machine isn’t working, present day Russia should do just fine. I also hear they have loads of job opportunities there.

    • @[email protected]English
      9•2 months ago

      So many of these Trump fans were alive during the cold War yet actually do somehow think Russia is doing things right currently despite their current practices being the antithesis of traditional American values that the GOP claims to hold so dear. It’s mezmorizing.

      • @[email protected]English
        16•2 months ago

        The cold war was against communism; modern Russia is super capitalist and corrupt, which is what the right wing wants

      • @psycho_driverEnglish
        3•2 months ago

        It’s Russia’s psy-ops being extremely fucking good at their job. I’m just glad they’re nowhere near as good at real war.

    • @psycho_driverEnglish
      3•2 months ago

      Short term job opportunities. Must be an organ donor to apply.

    • @AqariusEnglish
      1•2 months ago

      I like how you’re implying Trump would annex Russia to the greater American empire.