(the detail is that he’s talking about how she self-identifies rather than her appearance itself, but that would ruin a perfectly good nottheonion moment)

  • citrusface
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    465 months ago

    I suggest he shits his pants on stage

    • @Mango
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      115 months ago

      Again? Aren’t you tired of that by now?

    • FuglyDuck
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      95 months ago

      You know that stupid flat grin he makes. It’s the same same infants make when they fill their diapers with the inevitable consequence of being fed.

      He totally shits himself live and on camera and it’s a miracle the hot mics haven’t caught it yet

      • citrusface
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        05 months ago

        Incredible comparison - hahahaha.

    • @over_clox
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      55 months ago

      You spelled request wrong

    • RubberDuck
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      15 months ago

      Does verbal diarrhea count?