As the Frenchman prepared to relinquish his pole, his own manhood grazed the bar with enough force to send it crashing to the floor, thus ending his hopes of a medal.

  • @TheDemonBuer
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    225 months ago

    If only he had consulted some drag queens before the competition…

    • @Num10ck
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      145 months ago

      can you tuck it away and still run at olympic speeds?

      • @loie
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        255 months ago

        Only once

      • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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        5 months ago

        Probably not. Even if you could, I wouldn’t recommend trying. Part of “tucking” involves pushing your balls up into the space they inhabited before puberty. That can be very dangerous and has a higher-than-average chance of leading to testicular torsion, which can require surgery or even amputation. I’d be very concerned about the athlete’s testicles getting jostled around and twisting while they’re competing.

        Also, in my (admittedly limited) experience, it’s not very comfortable.

        Then again, there might be athletic trans women who’ve figured out how to tuck without risking torsion.