• @Lost_My_Mind
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      5628 days ago

      If not Canada, then maybe russia? I hear they’re desprately hiring new people!

      • @NegativeInf
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        2228 days ago

        I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          1128 days ago

          No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we’re all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

          • @[email protected]
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            928 days ago

            Because of the sun doing what it is, chucking our worldly problems onto it will only make it more sun

          • @NegativeInf
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            828 days ago

            If Donald Trump can poison the entire sun with his mere presence he should be dissected for science.

      • @Donjuanme
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        227 days ago

        Is Rafael one of the most pretentious names these days? Fortunately it’s going the way of Ruth.

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          527 days ago

          who was your favorite ninja turtle? mine was donatello because the staff was the best weapon

          • @[email protected]
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            627 days ago

            I’m with you, except I think the Turtle Van was the best weapon. Followed closely by the Turtle Blimp.

            This is the most intelligent and informed conversation I’ve had in the context of TFG all year, by the way.

          • @Donjuanme
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            327 days ago

            Neerrrrddd

            Michelangelo all the way baby. (I most identify with donation though, but Leonardo was the best, and aptly named after the best of the sources)