• teft
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    521 days ago

    Swap Kurn and Adami. I think that would be scarier.

    • @ummthatguy
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      921 days ago

      First contact managed by Kurn begins with a fight to test their worthiness, followed by a barrel of blood wine.

      • teft
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        921 days ago

        Kurn would open diplomatic talks with a volley of photon torpedoes. If they survive the initial klingon hello and he likes the cut of their jib then, and only then, do the tests of worthiness begin.

        Cetacean ops has been converted to a bloodwine vat for optimal diplomatic relations.

          • teft
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            21 days ago

            The ‘Ritos dolphins are hanging out with Blazin’ Bev too much.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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        21 days ago

        The barrel of bloodwine is also a test of worthiness, since we learn in that episode of SNW that a bloodwine hangover is sufficient punishment for stealing a starship with Carol Kane.

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      621 days ago

      My thoughts exactly. Half the crew would rather jettison themselves out the airlock than go to Winn with a minor issue.