My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.
My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.
Are you on the square?
I really was listening to Ghost
Are you on the level?
I’m on the circle
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?
Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.
Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer
That is Year Zero.
I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.