My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

    • @KintarianOPEnglish
      1•3 months ago

      I really was listening to Ghost

        • @KintarianOPEnglish
          1•3 months ago

          I’m on the circle

          • nocturneEnglish
            2•3 months ago

            Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?

            • @KintarianOPEnglish
              1•3 months ago

              Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.

            • @KintarianOPEnglish
              1•3 months ago

              Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
              Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

        • @KintarianOPEnglish
          1•3 months ago

          I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.