Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost · 6 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.imagemessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1827arrow-down112
arrow-up1815arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost · 6 months agomessage-square185fedilink
minus-squarefrickinehlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·6 months agoIt’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·6 months agoMaybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
minus-squareceenotelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·6 months agoMaybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
minus-squareNo_Money_Just_Change@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up9·6 months agoWe are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoMaybe they’re the filthy sinner and got left behind
minus-squarefrickinehlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoOh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
minus-squareFarid@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoIt’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.
It’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
We are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
In hindsight, there may have been signs…
Maybe they’re the filthy sinner and got left behind
Oh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
19th here, I think I got left behind.
It’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.