My partner still turns green when I bring up the time my nipple fell off in the shower post top-surgery. It was black and hanging by a little strip for a second. Technically it wasn’t the actual nipple it was just a cast / scab but it was certainly a sight!
Don’t you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
Why is that not typical?
Well bodies are supposed to be made such that the tits don’t fall off at all, so I just want to point out that this is not normal.
If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them
My partner still turns green when I bring up the time my nipple fell off in the shower post top-surgery. It was black and hanging by a little strip for a second. Technically it wasn’t the actual nipple it was just a cast / scab but it was certainly a sight!
This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.
Not when your sister is a necromancer