The front fell off
Wait… we’re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.
Is there a /menwritingwomen yet?
Want
I’m in no state to start up anything like that, it’s yours to go for if you want to!
Like if you cry every tiem
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this is intelligible but not understandable
I suspect they’re just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.
I’d come back for those ngl
This reminds me of the early 00s, when being “lol so wandom” was cool. The worst one I can remember hearing was my cousin saying (completely out of the blue), “Yeah, and then like a car goes busting through the window and lands in a Hot Pocket…”
I had actually used DALL-E not long ago to try to generate what he was talking about.
If the car was on fire, then that was smart planning because the center of the Hot Pocket is always frozen.
Put those tits back where they came from or so help me
bom, bom,bom,bom,…
Don’t you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
Why is that not typical?
Well bodies are supposed to be made such that the tits don’t fall off at all, so I just want to point out that this is not normal.
If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them
My partner still turns green when I bring up the time my nipple fell off in the shower post top-surgery. It was black and hanging by a little strip for a second. Technically it wasn’t the actual nipple it was just a cast / scab but it was certainly a sight!
This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.
Not when your sister is a necromancer
these being served may just be the reason she’s in the coma in the first place??
No can’t you read it’s because her heart fell out when her tits fell off, duh. Happens all the time!
That is way too much goddamn peanut butter JFC
I think it is carmel
Nah man, it was from her tits falling off from an intense motor boating, didn’t you read!
in a coma from being motorboated too hard
Hey, we’ve all been there.
Are they wrapped around plastic tubes? What is the “sauce” leaking out of them? What the fuck am I looking at?
Looks like peanut butter with Rolos on the ends
Looks like pancakes wrapped around an opened package of Rolo candy.
Ngl, that shit looks deliciously diabetic
sis almost died
“lol”
Most sensitive sibling
