• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    295 hours ago

    That’s all very fascinating, and thank you for clarifying that for everything.

    But I need you to shut your lying mouth with that 17 years nonsense. I am 33. I am in way 17 years from 50 years old. Shut up. Shut up and stop talking your heinous lies.

    • southsamurai
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      63 hours ago

      Man, I’m 17 years older than you. It ain’t that different.

      You know, other than the aching joints, the gray hairs sprouting, having a strange urge to yell at anyone that steps on your grass (even if you don’t have grass), and a growing certainty that the newest generation are inherently crazy.

      But other than that, it’s exactly the same as 33.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        138 minutes ago

        I’ve got all of that already. I’m mainly concerned that I’m not even close to a relationship and kids D:

    • @shneancy
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      145 hours ago

      i apologise, would this gift make up for my transgression?

      🫴💍

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      33 hours ago

      You’re 2/3 of the way there! Might as well start rounding up now.

    • CelloMike
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      4 hours ago

      Random thought that I, a fellow 33’er, had yesterday - Sputnik was launched in 1957, 34 years before I was, I’m almost as old as the space age was when I was born

      Enjoy!

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        23 hours ago

        You were launched into space?

        • CelloMike
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          22 hours ago

          First baby in space yeah, it was a post-Soviet prestige thing

    • Diplomjodler
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      24 hours ago

      And you know what? You’ll suddenly wake up and wonder where the years went.