• partial_accumen
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    352 months ago

    Well, ovum are very small so this fits within the bounds of “small government” because we’re governing small things. Why? What did you think we meant by the “small government” phrase we’ve been saying all of these years? -Conservatives probably

    • FuglyDuck
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      222 months ago

      “I want a government small enough to fit up your ass.”- Vance probably.

      “So your for gay rights?”

      “Wait… what?”

      • @[email protected]
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        52 months ago

        “I want a government small enough to fit my micropenis in” - JD couch fucker Vance

        Source: me

        • FuglyDuck
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          I realize you’re joking, but he doesn’t have a micro-penis. He bought a very big one from fleshlight .