Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long […]
  • @[email protected]English
    140•3 months ago

    But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

    I love it.

    • @[email protected]English
      48•3 months ago

      Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.

      • JackbyDevEnglish
        8•3 months ago

        Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!

      • @DokPsyEnglish
        8•3 months ago

        Calm down Canada.