Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long […]
Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.
Calm down Canada.
/c/NCD leaking
Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!