• @MimicJar
    link
    844 months ago

    Technically I don’t know that it’s offensive to taste.

    And my dog likes it.

    But I’m still not going to check.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
      link
      624 months ago

      This is one of the reasons I don’t like dogs who lick people. I’m fine with your dog until he starts trying to lick me.

      I also don’t like when your laying down, and the cat walks on your chest, just to block your view of the tv, and sticks it’s butthole in your face. You’re all like “eeewwww, no cat butt!!!” But the cat is like “meow!”. You have to tell them “Look, we’ve been over this. I don’t speak meow. You need to learn more words. Like if I pull a can of f-o-o-d out, you go nuts. And I have to spell that word, because I’m not trying to excite you, and then disappoint you. Because I’m NOT an asshole, and am being empathetic to YOUR feelings. Unlike you.”

      And she says “Meow”.

      And I say “I still don’t get the nuances of meow language. It can’t be one word that means everything. This isn’t Hawaii.”

      And she says “Meow.”

      It’s a losing battle trying to teach cats to speak english when they lack vocal cords. But maybe it’s a good thing they can’t speak. They could be like carrots. Always screaming how much pain they’re in, and how they have a baby carrot at home. All just because I’m trying to make a salad.

      Now…cucumbers? They scare me. They’re practically giddy to be chopped up. Real masochists.

      But at least they’re not smug, like George Clooney. The smug bastard!

        • Cadeillac
          link
          English
          2
          edit-2
          4 months ago

          If you want some more laughs dig through their comment history. This is par for the course

        • Cadeillac
          link
          English
          34 months ago

          Thank you, I’ve been trying to figure out how to give Lemmy Gold. Didn’t realize it was this easy

          • Anas
            link
            44 months ago

            ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        54 months ago

        Cats aren’t necessarily intending on sticking their butt in your face. They see you as vulnerable when you’re laying down, and since they respect you, they’re going to guard you by facing the other way to protect you from the open area.

        Totally get the dogs licking you though.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          14 months ago

          No, cats do intend to show you their butthole. It’s the highest form of trust and respect a cat can give you. They’re basically saying, “I’m going to show you my weakest spot so you know there’s no secrets between us”

      • Cadeillac
        link
        English
        14 months ago

        I saw your name and my partner paused wrestling so I could read the comment aloud. 100% worth it. Way more interesting than The Conglomeration

          • Cadeillac
            link
            English
            24 months ago

            I don’t even know where to begin with this comment lmao. It’s funny, but just to give a serious answer, I’m not the biggest AEW fan so I passively watch it

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
        link
        04 months ago

        I’d like it if George Clooney put his butthole in my face while I was watching TV.

      • @MimicJar
        link
        394 months ago

        This is the Internet, I don’t even have a dog.

          • Cadeillac
            link
            English
            94 months ago

            I got you an animated version

            Just Lie on the Internet?

        • ALQ
          link
          264 months ago

          Wait, does that mean…this you?

      • @Iheartcheese
        link
        154 months ago

        Dogs can have a little shit. As a treat.

          • Cadeillac
            link
            English
            14 months ago

            Both my partner and me too. I wasn’t ready