• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      1620 hours ago

      He is the only person I’ve ever blocked on any social media ever.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          818 hours ago

          Popular poster on Reddit who moderates too many communities, steals content and abuses his position for monetary gain.

          • @[email protected]
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            27 hours ago

            Works(ed) for Jukin Media which buys perpetual rights to viral content. Overall content bottom feeder

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              1418 hours ago

              I think you’re super cool but I don’t think we’ve moved to the kissy face emoji stage yet.

              Maybe cook me dinner and buy a nice bottle of wine first?

              • @[email protected]
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                1018 hours ago

                You’re gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I’m pretty!

                And I’ll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  418 hours ago

                  My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    418 hours ago

                    I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that’ll knock your socks off. I call it “honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni.” I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.

                    It won’t so much knock your socks off as it’ll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    318 hours ago

                    nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I’ll bring weed!

    • @jaybone
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      214 hours ago

      I always get him confused with the jackdaw guy. Who was the jackdaw guy again?