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minus-square@superduperpiratelinkEnglish19•4 months agoWeapon safety rule number 3 Mr Spock: keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you’re ready to fire. You may be a Vulcan but I will still kick you off my firing range if you don’t unfuck yourself.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoWERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•4 months agoWeapon safety rule #2 is DO NOT talk about weapon safety
minus-squarenooburylinkfedilinkEnglish4•4 months agoI think the Vulcan version of that saying is, “keep your booger hook off the bang switch!”
Weapon safety rule number 3 Mr Spock: keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you’re ready to fire.
You may be a Vulcan but I will still kick you off my firing range if you don’t unfuck yourself.
WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!
Weapon safety rule 1 is to have fun
Weapon safety rule #2 is DO NOT talk about weapon safety
Weapon safety rule #4: Ignore rule #3.
I think the Vulcan version of that saying is, “keep your booger hook off the bang switch!”