“Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-Ga.) repeated social media claims that humans can control the weather — in the midst of a series of deadly hurricanes — is too much for some of her colleagues to handle.”

  • @Carrolade
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    451 month ago

    You just need to decouple your tachyon emitters from the positronic relay and reroute some of the hyper-coolant from your warp core to the phase compensators. Pretty sure that either controls hurricanes or creates a black hole, one of the two.

    • Tiefling IRL
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      1 month ago

      That’s actually a dangerous misconception. Decoupling the tachyon emitters from the positronic relay without first isolating their quantum harmonics could destabilize the entire subspace field matrix and cause an exponential thermal feedback loop. Best case scenario is a massive thermal overload. Worst case is a catastrophic core breach resulting in a high energy failure. Are you TRYING to get us all killed?

      I have a theoretical doctorate in physics, obviously

      • @meco03211
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        101 month ago

        Scotty would say it would take 4 hours but that he’ll be able to get it done in 2 and then finish up in 1 hour and have an hour to himself.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      91 month ago

      This is clearly not a Starfleet approved procedure because at no time did you reverse the polarity

    • @Volkditty
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      81 month ago

      You gonna do all that without even reversing the polarity of the deflector dish? Your funeral, man.