• @wabafee
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    3616 hours ago

    Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.

      • @hihellobyeoh
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        315 hours ago

        If he turns water into wine, how potent will that “oregano” be when he’s done with it.

        • @[email protected]
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          14 hours ago

          Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch god of booze and madness Mycanaean Dionysus.

          • @captainlezbian
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            513 hours ago

            I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into

            • @obre
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              311 hours ago

              Best I can do is ergotism

              • rhsJack
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                27 hours ago

                Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

                • @captainlezbian
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                  16 hours ago

                  Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh…