• @hihellobyeoh
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      73 months ago

      If he turns water into wine, how potent will that “oregano” be when he’s done with it.

      • @[email protected]
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        3 months ago

        Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch god of booze and madness Mycanaean Dionysus.

        • @captainlezbian
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          63 months ago

          I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into

          • @obre
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            43 months ago

            Best I can do is ergotism

            • Simple Jack
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              33 months ago

              Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

              • @captainlezbian
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                33 months ago

                Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh…

                • Simple Jack
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                  23 months ago

                  Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.

                  • @captainlezbian
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                    13 months ago

                    Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities