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      24 months ago

      The real life pro tip is always in the comments.

      What about missionary, though?

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        24 months ago

        I guess you’d get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

        Probably get ants though.

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          24 months ago

          Probably get ants though.

          You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

          If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?

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              24 months ago

              Oh, you’re right. Crocs are much, much easier to wash.

              See, everyone should plan their sexcapades on lemmy, you get very high quality advice.

              Oh, wait, wait, I just thought of something. BRB.