• @ABCDE
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    1165 hours ago

    I know someone who has something tattooed on him: in Thai.

    As in, it’s a phrase which says ‘in Thai’ in Thai. So when people ask him, what is that? He says ‘it’s in Thai’. They say yes, but what is it? ‘It’s ‘in Thai’’. Yes, but…

    You get the idea.

    • @[email protected]
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      644 hours ago

      Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”

      Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.

    • fmstrat
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      254 hours ago

      This is like setting your guest WiFi password to “It’s on the wall over there.”

    • @MinorLaceration
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      184 hours ago

      I have a tattoo that means “I don’t know, I don’t speak japanese.” It works when an English speaker asks me what it means, and it also worked with the Japanese when I lived in Japan and didn’t speak the language.

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      74 hours ago

      My sister’s first year in college she got the Chinese word for LOVE tattooed. Later she found out it was the correct symbol, only mirrored. I called her EVOL for a while

    • @Crackhappy
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      44 hours ago

      That’s the kind of stupid I like.