So, I’m on the bus, and it smells fine. Lady sits down next to me, she smells like cat piss.

I move to a different seat, and notice this guy smells like he barfed all over himself.

I move again, and this guy smells like he’s been smoking for 40 years, and worn the same shirt the whole time.

Get off that bus, and head to the rapid. I sit down, and the next guy to sit down in front of me smells like he doesn’t know what a shower is.

Cleveland! Do you understand that before you leave your house, you’re supposed to brush your teeth, wash your hair, take a shower, wear clean clothes, and generally clean yourself regularly? My routine is once when I wake up, before I leave for work. Then again when I come home from work.

Smoking is disgusting, and you’re disgusting for doing it.

And fucking hell, why does every bus stop smell like urine??? You guys realize these aren’t bathrooms, right?