So, I’m on the bus, and it smells fine. Lady sits down next to me, she smells like cat piss.
I move to a different seat, and notice this guy smells like he barfed all over himself.
I move again, and this guy smells like he’s been smoking for 40 years, and worn the same shirt the whole time.
Get off that bus, and head to the rapid. I sit down, and the next guy to sit down in front of me smells like he doesn’t know what a shower is.
Cleveland! Do you understand that before you leave your house, you’re supposed to brush your teeth, wash your hair, take a shower, wear clean clothes, and generally clean yourself regularly? My routine is once when I wake up, before I leave for work. Then again when I come home from work.
Smoking is disgusting, and you’re disgusting for doing it.
And fucking hell, why does every bus stop smell like urine??? You guys realize these aren’t bathrooms, right?
Friend of mine takes the rapid to work and encountered a dookie on a seat. Cleveland has plenty of porta potties for the tailgaters, why none for the homeless?
I mean…just in general. I’ve always thought the rapid stations should each have a restroom. I’ve seen people at rapid stations and on cars just pee. Women too. Just drop their panties and pee onto a seat. Where do they expect them to go?
You’re the weird one for not smelling funky.
I mean…I guess so. I guess I’d like to normalize smelling good in public in Cleveland.
Why should Cleveland be an exception when all other US cities embrace the stank?
I’m a worldly gentleman and I’ve been simply everywhere. Cleveland…you nasty.
you mean the piss buses?