• @rtxn
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    5 months ago

    Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

    • @InverseParallax
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      235 months ago

      Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

      • @rtxn
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        125 months ago

        Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

    • @Demdaru
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      175 months ago

      Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

      Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

      • @Anticorp
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        85 months ago

        because they dared live close to humans.

        Poor dumb bastards.

    • @PapaStevesy
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      75 months ago

      Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.

      • @scutiger
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        85 months ago

        Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?

        • @PapaStevesy
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          155 months ago

          Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

      They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

      Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!