• @rtxn
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      Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

      • @InverseParallax
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        232 months ago

        Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

        • @rtxn
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          122 months ago

          Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

      • @Demdaru
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        172 months ago

        Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

        Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

      • @PapaStevesy
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        72 months ago

        Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.

        • @scutiger
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          82 months ago

          Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?

          • @PapaStevesy
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            152 months ago

            Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 months ago

        You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

        They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

        Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!

    • @ieatpwns
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      112 months ago

      Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff

      • @whotookkarl
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        22 months ago

        A time, B time, and lunch time.

    • @aeronmelon
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      52 months ago

      Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.

      I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.

    • @angrystego
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      32 months ago

      Does an arrow fly at all?

      • @Klear
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        42 months ago

        Calm down, Zeno.

    • @Dasus
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      22 months ago

      Does time not fly like an arrow?

      Does time fly not like an arrow?