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      Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

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        Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

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          Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

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        Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

        Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

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          because they dared live close to humans.

          Poor dumb bastards.

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        Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.

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          Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?

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            Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

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        You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

        They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

        Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!

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      Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff

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      Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.

      I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.

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      Does time not fly like an arrow?

      Does time fly not like an arrow?