• @irmoz
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    254 hours ago

    7th implied fact: the baby’s religion somehow plays a role in your deciding whether or not to hit it with a bat.

    • @T156
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      123 hours ago

      Eigth implied fact: The baby is durable enough to be hit by a baseball bat hard enough to fling it out of the stadium, and remain in one piece.

        • @T156
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          11 hour ago

          The baby is hardly going to make it out of the stadium if it splashes on impact.

          • @FooBarrington
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            11 hour ago

            Maybe not all, but individual parts should be far more aerodynamic!

            • @Bertuccio
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              21 hour ago

              Are there rules for that in baseball? If the ball breaks up I assume there’s no play and they do over.