ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was “and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog”
“Got confused”?
Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?
Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?
If you replace ‘large’ with ‘small’ the statement makes sense again.
Maybe he’s got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
… he’s got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is… massive.
ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was “and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog”
Can’t be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol
True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.
Maybe they meant “concussed?”
IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.
Helicopter goes brrrrr
He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It’s quite the dangler.
Can’t find.
This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can’t vouch for it now.
Imgur took it down D:
Don’t leave it hanging
They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.
Shai-Hulud
Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?