• @davidagain
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            425 days ago

            I’m sure it was meant as a joke, not a serious criticism.

            I think we can all agree that managers who have no idea what’s important absolutely suck

          • ✺roguetrick✺
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            225 days ago

            I don’t know what the age metric has to do with anything.

      • @Acters
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        25 days ago

        Add heavily verbose/redundant math equations that take up multiple lines with each operation saving to a new variable, then either decrease the number of variable declarations or condense/simplify the math occasionally. Repeat with each new function. Killing two metrics at once LOC and the removal of LOC for older functions. Guaranteed promotions. lol

    • @meiti
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      426 days ago

      I love deleting code, including my own, more than writing code. That’s a killer metric imo.