• @GreenKnight23
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    232 months ago

    Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

    You find whores at brothels.

    • @someguy3
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      2 months ago

      Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

      And escorts?

      • @[email protected]
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        122 months ago

        I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.

        • GreyBeard
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          152 months ago

          Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.

          • @[email protected]
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            72 months ago

            How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…

            Did I say all of that correctly?

            • @Valmond
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              22 months ago

              Just throw in AI there and we’re good!

              • @[email protected]
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                22 months ago

                I like the idea of pronouncing it hook-ai-rs just for the implications on Ubers becoming u-bears.

                “U-bears for hook-ai-rs” makes me chuckle. It’s just the right amount of churches up.

          • @GreenKnight23
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            32 months ago

            You know… That’s not a bad idea.

            We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.

            Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.

      • @GreenKnight23
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        52 months ago

        Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.

        They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.