• @someguy3
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    22 days ago

    Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

    And escorts?

    • @[email protected]
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      1222 days ago

      I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.

      • GreyBeard
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        1522 days ago

        Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.

        • @[email protected]
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          722 days ago

          How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…

          Did I say all of that correctly?

          • @Valmond
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            222 days ago

            Just throw in AI there and we’re good!

            • @[email protected]
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              222 days ago

              I like the idea of pronouncing it hook-ai-rs just for the implications on Ubers becoming u-bears.

              “U-bears for hook-ai-rs” makes me chuckle. It’s just the right amount of churches up.

        • @GreenKnight23
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          322 days ago

          You know… That’s not a bad idea.

          We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.

          Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.

    • @GreenKnight23
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      522 days ago

      Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.

      They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.